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Military Military Funny

The Final inspection -

TAGS: military heaven
Rating: 4.94/5

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66gt40lm - November 12, 2012, 6:38 am
Overtime to pay bills? What military was he in?
insertwittynamehere - August 8, 2012, 1:20 pm
jta1973 - February 17, 2012, 11:05 pm
ipaprime - August 23, 2011, 8:11 pm

Truth! -

TAGS: military
Rating: 4.8/5

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MSGTDMILLER - October 15, 2012, 12:04 am
Trying to figure out why your trashing the Marines, we don't have Rangers or Special forces, thats the Army.
asiandud3606 - September 7, 2012, 9:10 pm
isn't aviation airforce
66gt40lm - May 5, 2012, 8:36 am
You are either some stupid a** kid who wishes he was in the Marines (for reasons I could never understand) or you have never deployed to a real combat zone. You don't know how many times we get thanked for saving your a**es.
Doc03911 - May 3, 2012, 9:31 am
LOL! ^^^ POG with POG Marine/Army friends. POG AF deploy right next to POG USMC. Whats ur point?
66gt40lm - May 1, 2012, 7:03 am
Also, 14 hours when I'm NOT deployed because pilots break **** on training sorties is allowed to be b****ed about. I'd expect that, plus more, on a deployment, but on a regular day at my home station? None of my Marine/Army friends do that.
66gt40lm - May 1, 2012, 6:59 am
A lot of the Air Force deploys right next to Marines all the f***ing time. They go out on convoys, too. Now, I know my job doesn't, but that's because I fix the A-10's and F-15's that the Marines love so much when they are getting f***ed up.
Doc03911 - April 25, 2012, 11:27 pm
I'm a Navy Corpsman. FMF type. Airforce don't know **** about deployments. Youre b****ing about 14 hours? Deploy on a flight deck or like me, marine weapons plt.
66gt40lm - April 23, 2012, 10:31 pm
Like I said, you were in the personnel and medical part of the Air Force (We on the flight line call them nonners, you call THEM the Chair Force). You haven't seen the real AF. The AF that pulls 12+ hour shift not deployed. When we do deploy, it's longer.
Doc03911 - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm
All the AFB's I've been on there's a f'n LED TV on every wall. Tuned to News, Sports or the Galley menu.
66gt40lm - December 22, 2011, 1:06 am
Not truth! The only a** holes in the Air Force that have cable where they work are personnel and medical, and most of the Air Force is not that. Flight Line: 14 hour recable job in the rain? I can't describe how much this sucks with words...
falloutghoul - September 9, 2011, 1:05 pm
Welcome to 'Nam.

The sad state of things in our great country -

TAGS: arms fail usa military weapons
Rating: 4.74/5

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bkaraus - August 25, 2013, 12:47 am
How is that AK in every house working out?
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 4:41 pm
It's more capable than most of what the American family is permitted to have. There's a lot of places now where even the Garand is illegal to own, to say nothing about semiauto ARs, AKs, M1As... ALL of which are illegal in many jurisdictions.
AMarinesGrandson - April 12, 2013, 12:58 am
The AK47 is modern?

Hurt Feelings Report -

What do you think? -

TAGS: funds military
Rating: 4.95/5

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p38l5 - April 30, 2014, 4:51 am
Sorry, they do not have to do thirty five years. All our elected reps make into the high five and six figure amount within 12 years easy. That is TWO SENATE TERMS. As a Senior Special Agent with OT, I made over 100 grand after 123 yrs. Bash Fox,still true
ranger1980 - April 2, 2014, 9:48 am
Just for the record this is **** information that has been diseminated by Fox News Idiots trying to evoke outrage. The Presidents salary is correct, but you need to look up the history as to why that is. The rest are BS they need to do 35 years.
tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 10:59 pm
yea? after all we already pay to provide them with a secret service detail? After all the money the scheming two faced back-stabbers make IN office? I say when they leave office, we stop paying them, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
simplegenius - December 19, 2012, 2:06 pm
i meant okay not good.
simplegenius - December 19, 2012, 2:05 pm
I agree soldiers should be paid more, but I also think that the salaries of lawmakers and presidents are good too.

The Final Inspection -

The UN -

TAGS: un military fail
Rating: 4.43/5

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50cal - November 27, 2012, 11:05 am

If it was not for the US, there would be no UN, let alone the funds to keep going... Just saying...
besure - November 26, 2012, 11:22 pm
Of course, it's the US which made UN impotent. When the UN is truly democratic with all nations having equal votes and none veto powers, UN can be truly a deciding factor in world affairs.

lol -

TAGS: military russia
Rating: 4.89/5

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North78 - April 2, 2012, 12:34 am
It's Br-r-rutal!))))

The old timers!!! -

About right -

TAGS: military
Rating: 4.84/5

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AirForce1 - August 28, 2012, 1:47 am
Thats my A.F. boy.. knows how to take care of things..:)
50cal - August 3, 2011, 9:25 am

That it is!! I miss it a little bit though!
Pcat - July 29, 2011, 2:51 am
oh the horrible truth this is....Semper Fi

Why the branches have communication issues between them -

What the heck are they working on LMAO! -

French Battle Flag -

Infantry -

Family -

TAGS: military phone
Rating: 4.88/5

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dhamner - May 30, 2013, 8:55 pm
yes most soldiers go into combat without any magazines
EvilDeath99 - March 16, 2012, 9:37 am
lol moms call you any where and any time too even in war

Navy Skaters -

The Sacrifice -

Barracks life -

TAGS: army barracks military
Rating: 4.93/5

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AirForce1 - August 28, 2012, 2:16 am
I'm just glad he had the fire extinguisher near by..
falloutghoul - August 18, 2012, 5:08 pm
Septic Tank, right?

Damn strait! -

TAGS: military
Rating: 4.77/5

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falloutghoul - November 4, 2011, 7:40 pm
Double-Negatives. Now, I'll touch that little rud b***on...

Classics -

TAGS: women service military humor funny
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 20, 2015, 1:57 pm
When women were classy, now theey're mostly s**ts.

Infidel! -

TAGS: women military
Rating: 4.65/5

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p38l5 - April 30, 2014, 5:14 am
realogic, all your comments seem to be that oooooo, we may offend someone. Guess what. We offend them because we refuse to convert. Read the Quran. the whole thing, not pick and choose. Study fatwahs. Sorry not Muslim, they don't like you. Burka much?
tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 3:05 pm
Maybe you missed the memo, but "they" already hate us and want us all dead or under their bootheels. We have three options, win, die or surrender. The first is preferable to the second and the second preferable to the third.
realogic - March 4, 2013, 8:25 pm
What better way to spread democracy and love than with promoting yourself as everything they are supposed to hate.
realogic - March 4, 2013, 8:25 pm
What better way to spread democracy and love than with promoting yourself as everything they are supposed to hate.
deathorfire1 - August 16, 2012, 12:30 pm
Yes mam.

Brothers at arms -

Military wives -

TAGS: military wives
Rating: 4.76/5

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jedimonk - May 1, 2013, 4:13 pm
where's the image of her b***** 3 other dudes?

Magneto -

TAGS: awesome military
Rating: 4.82/5

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quetch - September 12, 2012, 7:21 am
thats going to be pian full


TAGS: french military legion lulz
Rating: 4.52/5

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legionair - August 23, 2013, 2:27 am
Hell ya ffl four life

Pilots -

Rude awakening.... -

TAGS: veterans government fails military va
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - October 17, 2013, 7:38 am
The nursing home?

Handing over command -

Fact -

TAGS: truth military firearms
Rating: 4.84/5

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fgd051943 - August 18, 2015, 12:11 am
Yup. That's just what Ma Duce says and you don't even have to listen carefully. She speaks with authority.

Vets -

Letters from home -


Fact -


TAGS: france military victories revolution
Rating: 4.37/5

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Aurielius - January 28, 2016, 10:47 am
Charles Martel,William the Conqueror,Charlemagne and Napoleon would dispute this.
Pcat - August 9, 2012, 12:05 pm
Don't forget about Napoleon also....However, France's glory days are long gone
50cal - August 7, 2012, 9:22 am

Funny, fut really, the French were locked into the 100 year war with British Crown where in the end, they won ;)

Sound off! -

TAGS: call sign military humor
Rating: 4.56/5

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50gunner09 - April 5, 2015, 6:59 pm
twisted buster
NerfingHerder - March 11, 2015, 7:52 am
Grizzly Flea....
Aurielius - February 3, 2015, 1:52 pm
Boom Boom Python?
50cal - April 8, 2014, 10:48 am

Blowing Python....
armymike30 - April 8, 2014, 10:35 am
Rusty Eagle...

New Officers -

They Were Expendable -

Funny -

Love the holidays! -

The Air Force -

USMC Humor -

1AD -

Good old Treatment -

Rule of thumb -

Funny -

Fact -

Winning gold, but still got duty! -

Wicked funny! -

Truth -

Hump Day Quote -

When in doubt -

What the heck is this? -

Friday Guns and Gals -

TAGS: women military guns humor friday
Rating: 4.87/5

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When the dogs are away the cats will play. -


Thank you military -

Military Dogs -

Dependapotamus -


Truth! -

Truth about military service -

Truth! -

Caption This! -

TAGS: funny military humor ammo win
Rating: 5/5

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NerfingHerder - June 30, 2015, 6:33 am
His fun was soon ended as he heard.. "brass and ammo check!"
foxrecon19d - April 25, 2014, 6:45 pm
foxrecon19d - April 25, 2014, 6:45 pm
Sleeping with thousands of hor shorties is removed from his bucket list
foxrecon19d - April 25, 2014, 6:40 pm
The brass bed that Specialist Conner ordered from AAFES was not what he expected
foxrecon19d - April 25, 2014, 6:39 pm
"You missed, mother f'ers!!!"

A tad bit of snow! -

Yet.... -

TAGS: funny humor military pills motrin
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 6:22 am
Motrin with a beer chaser...you might be a veteran...

Fact! -

two guns -

Anybody know what the heck this is? -

TAGS: military helo chopper army
Rating: 5/5

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ECHO21ALPHA - October 21, 2013, 10:03 am
Its a Mil Mi-28 Havoc... Russian helicopter.
50cal - October 18, 2013, 11:29 am

I was thinking the same thing! Cab looks Apache like bit not the body.
deathorfire1 - October 18, 2013, 11:12 am
Nope but can only pray its on my side.

Real women of the military around the world. -

Been around the block! -

Twinkle Twinkle Little... -

Opinions and thoughts? -

TAGS: military humor fail ptsd
Rating: 4.6/5

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50cal - April 28, 2014, 8:14 am

curlyrocks - April 25, 2014, 4:05 pm
it's not real. Let's try an experiment, 50cal, Fox, you guys are jerks and you stink. Did that hurt worse than anything you guys suffered on deployment?
curlyrocks - April 25, 2014, 4:03 pm
Wow. just wow. When I 1st read the tweets I thought she had a legit concern like victims of ra**, but this is just pathetic. Remember a few years ago when everything online was called "virtual" now it's all "cyber". We need to go back to remind people
foxrecon19d - April 21, 2014, 6:15 pm
Really? No one ever Twitter'd an IED to us. So please contact our commanding officer, Barack Obama, and force him to justify to the American people why their tax money is going to pay for your PTSD claims

Fact -

mre -

TAGS: military food uniform army
Rating: 4.22/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 7:43 pm
F*ck that; M.R.E.s are d*mn good! Way better than TV Diners, Mcdonalds, and the other sh*tty food most Americans eat.

Military Humor -

Military Humor -

Real women of the military around the world. -

Thanks to all who serve -

Win! -

Thoughts? -

Marines -

Thoughts? -

TAGS: military humor funny infantry
Rating: 5/5

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50cal - April 10, 2014, 7:01 am

lmao! Right?
foxrecon19d - April 9, 2014, 5:32 pm
I hear you, brother. I am air defense, artillery, infantry, and cavalry scout. Despite popular belief, "Blowing stuff up" is not a resume enhancer in the civilian world. Weirdos
50cal - April 9, 2014, 9:54 am

This is a low blow, but will admit as an artilleryman it was hard finding good work after the service. Took a few years and school!

Hump Day Quote -

The Identity Crisis -

military PC mouse -

Its coming!!! -

Most Epic -

Truth -

National Guard -

TAGS: fail national guard military army
Rating: 5/5

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xnavygunner - March 4, 2014, 7:46 am

Chow time! -

Let the ladies Rant -

Military Humor -

TAGS: military win
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - December 28, 2013, 9:39 am
Never underestimate golf balls.

You Outta Know -

Military Contractors -

TAGS: contractors military win
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 4, 2013, 11:40 pm
I'm just picking. There are good PMCs and there are PMCs Just like everything else.
50cal - March 4, 2013, 6:43 pm

lol, then you really don't know contractors.... But to each their own....
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 10:26 pm
How I see you. Cut throat snakes who are loyal to the highest bidder and have no care for what's right or wrong. A group of men and women who would gas their neighbors for a pay check and would kill their own mother for a bonus.

Wicked cool -

Housing families -

Truth -

Honor the fallen -

Thoughts? -

TAGS: westboro military humor fail
Rating: 4.5/5

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Pikeman - November 7, 2015, 3:34 pm
If I had know about this I would have rode baggage class on a bus to protest the jackwads funeral.
dragonrider33 - March 30, 2014, 5:09 pm
Hell I wouldn't walk across the street to acknowledge he even existed, much less picket. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
50cal - March 28, 2014, 8:08 am

WTF! I was not aware of that at all!! Some people are messed up!
curlyrocks - March 27, 2014, 9:43 pm
The church kicked him out last year, get this, for being too lenient. They honestly don't care and are just trying to get people to picket in order to drag more people down to their level.

Budget Cuts Screw Everyone Over -